“Just to see us through hard times.”

Wait...you think this is a joke?  Thats funny, because Im serious.

Wait...you think this is a joke? That's funny, because I'm serious.

The porn industry is seeking a federal bailout. Two of the most upstanding mega-moguls in the industry, Hustler’s Larry Flynt and Girls Gone Wild’s Joe Francis, will be asking for $5 billion. As Francis asserts, the money is needed “just to see us through hard times.” Apologies for going all Michael Scott but…that’s what she said. You got that the upstanding thing was sarcastic, right?

So…get out there and picket for porn.

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