Another bites the dust on Daisy of Love. Fox is a goner after Daisy manned up and told him to get the f*ck out at the end of the last episode. Poor dumbass hairdresser. I can’t say that I’m sad to see him go – he was so stupid – but his unintentionally hilarious one-liners and perpetual drunkenness will be missed.
“Who is Marilyn Monroe?” – Fox
“Make it look as dark and bright as possible” – Fox during photo shoot
“And then Cage just got all furiated!” – Fox
“I’m out like sauerkraut. I’m just so sorry that it had to end this way, knowing the fact that, this situation had to occur.” – Fox’s exit interview
Daisy of Love is easily the best reality show on VH1 in recent memory. The hot but busted girl and horny meathead/emo combo makes for seriously good bad television. Daisy is completely overdone, vamped up, and perfectly stupid. She just may be the funniest “personality” VH1 has had in awhile.
“This is called Daisy of Love, not Daisy of Kill.” – Daisy
“6 Gauge rips his pants off and starts shaking his banana hammock like I’ve never seen someone shake his banana hammock before.” – Daisy
Stupid as she is, the girl’s got nothing on Real Chance of Love/Charm School’s Bubbles (or “retarded child” as Ashley calls her)
Ashley: Shut the f*ck up Bubbles. Why don’t you go swim or something?!
Bubbles: I was planning on going swimming in the pool later anyways.
SERIOUSLY?! Clueless, you have a call on line one. Clueless, call line one.