“If you sang like that 2,000 years ago, you would have been stoned.”

Great news for reality TV: 2 new awesomely awful shows will soon be arriving to our television’s. Fox’s “More to Love” comes out July 28th, and VH1’s “Megan Wants a Millionaire” on Sunday August 2nd of that week.

Fox exec Mike Fleiss who created The Bachelor describes More to ❤ as:

“…a dating show that sends the right message about embracing and loving yourself no matter your shape or size,” Fleiss added in the show’s initial announcement. “When you are comfortable with your own body, you can really allow yourself to be open to the possibility of finding the right person to love.”

Right. Rumors allege that the girls on the show are hardly tipping the scales, rather they’re average women looking for love. Speaking on behalf of average women everywhere…FML.

“Megan Wants a Millionaire” promises to deliver more of the same antics that we’ve all come to know, hate, and expect from Beauty & the Geek/Rock of Love/I Love Money alum Megan Hauserman. VH1’s blog says:

Blonde bombshell and “celebreality” vixen, Megan Hauserman is looking for love — but not with any average Joe. Megan has her eye, mind and heart set on one type of man…a millionaire! Unfortunately, Megan’s had her heart broken by Bret Michaels in Rock of Love 2 and lost out on the $250,000 check in I Love Money. But now she’s back with vengeance to find both love and money with the goal of becoming the ultimate trophy wife. This summer, Megan will put 18 millionaires to the test as they compete for her affection in Megan Wants a Millionaire, premiering Sunday, August 2, 2009. One by one, Megan will eliminate the guys who can’t shell out the dough, until the ultimate millionaire is left.

Sounds enthralling. Which will bomb first?


One Response to “If you sang like that 2,000 years ago, you would have been stoned.”

  1. Megan Fox says:

    The dumbest maybe but the most beautiful celeb for sure.

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