“Hating the Madoffs is as American as pizza pie.”


Ruth Madoff sans freshly incarcerated hubby has been reduced to middle-West-Coast-America fare: the California Pizza Kitchen. Too bad that she didn’t check the expiry date on her coupons!

Slinking into the East Side eatery with a young female friend, she ordered a salad and white wine, but quickly got flustered. “The waiter said she was upset because she had coupons and they expired before she could use them,” a witness told us, adding that several diners told the waiters they shouldn’t serve her. One bit of good news for Ruth, though — she’d just learned her Ponzi-schemer hubby, Bernie Madoff, will be locked away in upstate Otisville, the prison his lawyer had requested. “I’m so glad! It’s just what we wanted,” she gushed to her dining companion. On her way out, one female diner shouted “Goodnight, Ruth!” The frosty-blond Madoff ignored her, but her dining partner cringed.

(as published on Page 6)

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One Response to “Hating the Madoffs is as American as pizza pie.”

  1. alyssa says:

    nice

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