Rush hour traffic is the least of Monroe College grad Trina Thompson’s problems. She is suing the college for $70,000 in tuition because she just can’t seem to find a job. I hate to be a huge bitch (Pinocchio size lie), but the 9.7% unemployment rate suggests join the club. MSNBC reports that the claim is without merit (duh). Technically, the Associated Press broke the story, but I’m going to claim fair use to avoid paying $2.50 per word.
In other news, thanks to StumbleUpon I have just been informed that “bubbleologist” is a legit vocation, so Trina must not be looking hard enough.