“Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you’re going to get or how long it will last.”

December 22, 2009

Bring on wintertime and armies of snowmen.

Army of Snow men


“Being a fan of a movie before it gets popular is one of the most important things you can do with your life.”

December 8, 2009

“You used to be able to tell the difference between hipsters and homeless people.”

“Christmas is the season when you buy this year’s gifts with next year’s money.”

December 1, 2009

Budget Christmas Presents

Tried and true.

Recession iPhone Cases! 10 for $7.99!


It could be collectible one day.

For when the romance has ended.

You're welcome.

No fruitcake. No exceptions.

Family size. Drink the pain away, all for around $13.00.