“Like many members of the uncultured, Cheez-It consuming public, I am not good at grasping modern art.”

August 8, 2009

This is not entirely true; I love the Tate Modern and most ventures into Pop Art, minimalism, and abstract expressionism. But essentially what I learned in my Art Since 1945 class last semester after going to 1/3 of the lectures and reading an 800 page book:

Modern Art Funny


“I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.”

August 5, 2009

You'll Never Get to Work On Time!

Rush hour traffic is the least of Monroe College grad Trina Thompson’s problems. She is suing the college for $70,000 in tuition because she just can’t seem to find a job. I hate to be a huge bitch (Pinocchio size lie), but the 9.7% unemployment rate suggests join the club. MSNBC reports that the claim is without merit (duh). Technically, the Associated Press broke the story, but I’m going to claim fair use to avoid paying $2.50 per word.

In other news, thanks to StumbleUpon I have just been informed that “bubbleologist” is a legit vocation, so Trina must not be looking hard enough.

Bubble Man

“If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.”

August 3, 2009
Got Library?

Got Library?