“Being a fan of a movie before it gets popular is one of the most important things you can do with your life.”

December 8, 2009

“You used to be able to tell the difference between hipsters and homeless people.”


“I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.”

November 21, 2009


“The only reason we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend.”

November 9, 2009
4 Loko

When you have the option, always drink malt.

ID

Destroy the evidence.

Sonic

Watch out for Sonic the Hedgehog.

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Keep it classy.

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Don't steal beer from Sam's Club.

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Go to the football games.

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Help a brother out.


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No, but seriously.