“Remains of Summer Memories”

August 18, 2009

-Listening to “Float On” on the lake at the beginning of summer
Teaching 7 classes a week @ the AFC…and loving it
-Reading Nanotales by Ziv Navoth…again
-My near death tubing experience. Thankyou, Franzia
Season 5 Lost finale
-Learning and teaching the Thriller dance the day after Michael Jackson died
-Burning through my Netflix list
-Beach/Bike Week 2009myrtle
-Chinese takeout and quality programming
Parachute show @ the Music Resource Center
-Hiking Humpback with my parents
-Spending the weekend @ Busch Gardens with Justin
-NYC with Olivia and the Ajukwu crew
The Hangover. Funniest. Movie. Ever.
-Watching the 4th of July fireworks from the KMart/Gold’s Gym parking lot with my parents and Justin
-97° weather
-Kotching on CVS’s stoop eating Goldfish with Olivia at 5 am
Sacha Baron Cohen‘s penis on widescreen
-MJ’s awsmazing DC chillin birthday partyuntitled
-Interning at Red Light Management
-Lying in bed at 1:30 listening to Wonderwall playing late night at Coupes
Bikram Yoga
-$3.33 bottles of Fox Hill Cabernet
-Falling in love with DC (I think it’s serious)

Here’s to the nights where the sand is your seat, the waves kiss your feet, your friends outnumber the stars, and even the chilliest of nights are still warmer than the cold one in your hand.


“I am going to be the biggest Austrian celebrity since Hitler.”

July 16, 2009

Let me save you $10 and a week full of cockmares; Bruno was, bar none, the most uncomfortable and ridiculous movie I have ever seen. I couldn’t fully enjoy it because it was so acutely awkward. I spent the majority of the movie with my scarf over my eyes wishing with every inch of my body that I had instead gone to see Harry Potter 6. The combination of penis overload, bondage costumes, mano a mano dildo fights and gay adoption with Middle America, Middle Eastern politics, ultimate fighting and the marines proved deadly for me. As my father so eloquently put it, Bruno makes Borat look like a family friendly Disney film.

Although the majority of the highlights were in the previews, Bruno did contain a few other gems. Most notably:

His baby OJ (allegedly, a “dick magnet”)
His Ode to Middle Eastern leaders
Buzzword: Carbicide

“Vasup?! It’s me, Bruno!”

July 9, 2009

Bruno’s appearance on The Today Show with Matt Lauer was uproariously funny. Expect a huge release for the R-rated comedy/mockumentary when it hits theaters tomorrow.

“Vhy do artists do anything? Vhy did Louis Armstrong walk on the moon? Vhy did Leonardo Di Caprio paint the Mona Lisa?”

“Which one are you Donnie?” “I ain’t any one of them.” “That is such a Samantha thing to say.”

June 16, 2009

Bruno debuts July 10th, and it promises to be a solid follow up to Borat: vulgar, shocking, and f*cking hilarious. Sacha Baron Cohen has begun to make his nontraditional media rounds, and I see it paying off. Between his MTV Movie Awards appearance and his GQ cover, I’d say he has a (naked) leg up on the competition. Aniston, eat your heart out.