“Piracy, n. Commerce without folly-swaddles, as God made it.”

October 9, 2009

See a mashup/remix/etc that you love on YouTube and can’t find anywhere else? Use one of these online YouTube Converter websites to convert the file to an MP3 for iTunes.

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“It’s a Theory. It’s Probably Wrong”

January 10, 2009

Youre awesome.  Get well soon.  Youre fired.

You're awesome. Get well soon. You're fired.


How do these youtube stars rise so quickly to fame. All of a sudden, Mitchell Davis‘s videos are everywhere, but they have been up on youtube for the better part of a year. I mean he is funny and clever but not that funny or clever. Or Fred Figglehorn. Maybe I am just living under a fantastically uncool rock. Faaantastic.


“”Manland”? Now you got a theme park between your legs? It’s Tool Time!”

January 9, 2009

The creation of the show Tool Academy (a show based around the men that embody what is arguably my favorite word) is proof that God loves me and wants me to be happy. Thanks God. I can only hope that the “men” chosen closely resemble the dude from My New Haircut. Fuckin skanks.


“Ever, Ever After”

January 4, 2009

New Years Eve Fireworks in London3 days post fireworks, drunken mass text messages, and 36-hour hangover, I am still struggling with the fact that it is 2009. So many awesome things happened in 2008:
Britney Spears’ come back
-That McNuggets commercial…enough said
-Robert Downey proving (through multiple performances), that he is so much more that a druggie
-I sent my boyfriend of the time Sprinkles cupcakes on Valentine’s Day…and we broke up a week later. I’m not bitter, just really annoyed that I never got one of those cupcakes.
LC and Justin Bobby hooked up…(I wish…), Adrina subsequently takes her rage out by filming what will hopefully be a straight to DVD sequel to Into the Blue
-The world (i.e. ME) falls in love with Wall-E and recontemplates Al Gore’s Inconvenient Truth…briefly
-A friend of mine introduces me to Smittens and all of a sudden, the world makes sense again
-Teen girls around the world rejoice as Gossip Girl returns for another angsty, overly sexual season. YES!
-I fell in love with acapella music (all over again) after hearing Exit 245 from JMU sing Coldplay’s “Fix You”
-Drinking Red Bull, Rockstar, or Cocaine before workouts
-I discovered Best of Youtube AND Failblog…in the same year
-Obama becomes president and college campuses around the nation rejoice
Sex and the City finally steams up the big screen (kudos to Fergie for the disgustingly addictive theme song). Hopefully, Friends will be the next TV show to follow suit.
-Itunes introduces Genius, so that I have another reason to waste valuable time illegally downloading music.
-I realize how awesome random sports trivia is for picking up guys. Maybe in 2009 I’ll be bold and create my own fantasy football team.
-Oprah goes on Super Cleanse and feels refreshed!
-Oprah is fat. Again.
-I write a paper on Girl Talk and Illegal Art…cut to me feeling badass. I subsequently discover that another person in my class is also writing about Girl Talk. Feel mildly less badass.
Jizz in My Pants

All in all a good year. Too bad it’s over. I need a drink.