“$9 for organic spinach?! Give me a break!”

I’m pretty sure that Twitter is just a joke run wildly awry. For most common folk, it is highly debatable that anyone actually cares what you or your cat is doing at any given time. Users send banal, sub-par one liners into the blue nowhere with the hopes that someone, somewhere is giving them an approving nod. In reality, using Twitter as a non-celebrity guarantees that 1) your cool points are out the window and 2) you are something of a narcissist and 3) Facebook is now inadequate for your procrastination needs. I’m guilty on all charges, but hopefully my levels of Twitterbuse don’t remotely mirror this.